uld eat that (DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT THE HELL I CAN EAT) well sir, we have a great salad on the menu. It's really healthy you should try it(IF YOU DON'T PUT THOSE 2 BIG MAC COMBO MEALS IN MY BAG I WILL HURT YOU) Ok sir, but it will be the death of you. Don't try to come back and sue us for making you fat. Click on the link.
I have a better one, you pull up to the restaurant, order coffee or tea, spill it go to the emergency room, call your attorney and sue the restaurant because you drove around town with a HOT beverage in your lap. Ah excuse me Mr. Dumbo, this coffee is hot(DAMMIT I know it's hot)well you may want to put it in the cup holder instead of between your legs, I don't want to you spill it(JUST GIVE ME THE DRINK, I'M RUNNING LATE)ok sir but if you spill it, it might give you 3rd degree burns and we will have to put signs up reminding you that if you spill this HOT beverage on your body, because you are a "jack plus" it might burn you.(WHATDA YOU THINK I'M STUPID)ah yes I do. I would hate for you to sue US because you burnt you. Click on the link
AND WHO DO WE SUE FOR THIS MESS......HIS PARENTSI can't even type some of the stuff I want to say. It's funny, after falling over with laughter I asked myself. "Why didn't I think of that?" Hmmm, I'm not smart. :-) I might sue my parents for being taller than most men, or for having a big eyes, hell I might sue SUE for being SUE!!!
I'm tripping!!!
Just try to eat healthy. When in doubt eat a toss salad before your lunch and dinner, drink at lease two litters of water daily, eat a healthy snack like nuts, celery, carrots, yogurt, or fruit (watch sugar in fruit). Park away from the building, your exercise would be getting to the building, take the stairs and make sure you have a bowel movement twice a day. You will start to lose weight. STOP BLAMING others for the silly things you cause on yourself. As for the coffee, damn I wish I'd thought of that. I could have had millions. Peace
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